Teams

Because I can't keep it straight, and unfortunately I somehow care:

Giants - Jon Frank
49ers - Lindstrom
Chiefs - Ryan Leng
Oilers - Beta Male
Raiders - John Thompson
Bills - Schlegel
Eagles - Travis James
Bears - Nate Winslow
Dolphins - Alpha Male
Broncos - Mexican Joe
Lions - Hugger
Bengals - Garrett Wood
Redskins - TJ
Dallas - Austin
Vikings - Ryan Malloney
Steelers - Manning Serafin
Chargers - John Israel
Rams - Kevin King
Falcons - Keaton Christiansen
New Orleans - Jody Lent (are we letting girls play now? is this Garrett's last-ditch attempt to get a woman?)
Jets - Ethan Lewis
Cardinals - Paul Ray
Bucs - Andrew Vanderput
Seahawks - ImJon Oatess
Browns - Walter "the necrophiliac" Westin
Patriots - Tim Scuttlebutt
Colts - Thurman

Packers--Jon Fisher (not sure where this was in the draft order)