Thank God I'm an Econ major . . .
Apparently it's a really hard thing to do, because for some reason the average (or perhaps below average) person has problems thinking things out to more than one, perhaps two, steps ahead. Please take the time to read a previous post from Schlegel:
Tell me please...
Why is it that I have won the Super Bowl with two teams that have never won it before?
Posted by Schlegel
Now, let us take more than 3 seconds (though a full 3 seconds is not actually required for this "Herculean" task) to think about that statement.
For all I know, the Gay Bagel is correct, no other person has won the superbowl with the 49ers or the Bills. Now, at this point is where my rigorous training in statistics and economics comes is. I think to myself "WHAT KIND OF PERSON GETS BOTH THE 49ERS AND THE BILLS???"
Well, let's think about that. SanFran is a highly desired team -->People will pick them over most other teams without hesitation-->Those with the highest pick will get SanFran-->To get the highest pick, one must have the worst record-->To get the worst record . . . ONE MUST SUCK A LOT OF ASS.
Repeat exercise with the Bills.
So, to answer the question posed by the Gay Bagel, it is because you suck a lot of ass.
posted by Wayne @ Monday, December 12, 2005
1 Comments:
Just to clarify... Both the Bills and 49ers have been lead to the championship before Mr. Schlegel. John Schweitzer won it all with the 49ers in Super Bowl IV (over Jason Boddu's Oilers) and Boddu took the Bills to the title in Super Bowl VI (defeating Talcott's Redskins). However, both those guys developed into solid Tecmo players (indeed, HOFers).
Punks like Metzger who didn't have a drop of skill in their bodies would ride the tides of good team - bad team but always fold in the high pressure games. Basically if he ran into one of the several studs in the playoffs (me, Ciofani, Raider, Boddu, Schweitzer, Sam, Brink, etc.) he was a goner.
The worst part about Metz is that in the seasons where he had a bad team he'd get skipped about 4-5 times over the course of the season. I had always wanted to implement a rule that if you got skipped X times then you could draft no higher than the expansion round for the next season. Is this a problem for you guys?
Any way I could get posting abilities on this site?
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