Teams

Because I can't keep it straight, and unfortunately I somehow care:

Giants - Jon Frank
49ers - Lindstrom
Chiefs - Ryan Leng
Oilers - Beta Male
Raiders - John Thompson
Bills - Schlegel
Eagles - Travis James
Bears - Nate Winslow
Dolphins - Alpha Male
Broncos - Mexican Joe
Lions - Hugger
Bengals - Garrett Wood
Redskins - TJ
Dallas - Austin
Vikings - Ryan Malloney
Steelers - Manning Serafin
Chargers - John Israel
Rams - Kevin King
Falcons - Keaton Christiansen
New Orleans - Jody Lent (are we letting girls play now? is this Garrett's last-ditch attempt to get a woman?)
Jets - Ethan Lewis
Cardinals - Paul Ray
Bucs - Andrew Vanderput
Seahawks - ImJon Oatess
Browns - Walter "the necrophiliac" Westin
Patriots - Tim Scuttlebutt
Colts - Thurman

Packers--Jon Fisher (not sure where this was in the draft order)

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Why have none of the other people I invited taken me up on my invitations? Doesn't anyone check their email anymore?

Since Rohde's not around...

...I figured someone should help sabotage Schlegel. So, a few tips to any freshman facing Schlegel in the playoffs: bring up Regina Burgess a lot. Out of the blue, ask him about eschatology. Find a way to make sure Julia's there watching him play. Make fun of Mu Alpha. Sing about his mom, and make lewd comments about his sister. (What's her name again, Schlegel? Is it Sarah?)

It also might help to injure Thurman Thomas, and cover Andre Reed on every play.

Reset!

Like the NES, the GallowayTecmo blog has recently been reset. I apologize for the loss of Kyle's comedy and Garrett's art, but I trust that we can get back on track without even having to reconstruct the season.